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g1988: And here it is, guys. For “Is This Thing On? 2: The Weird Year” at Gallery1988 (Melrose) opening this Friday, we worked with comedic icon Weird Al Yankovic to produce an official screenprint set that’s inspired by his entire 30 year career. Each print commemorating a classic song/video from Al,…
Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not...
Men don’t need nipples, but they are a useful marker when making your way...– Julie Walters as Bren’s mother on Dinnerladies
1. What I’m doing? 2. Current crush? 3. Addiction? 4. Relationship status? 5. How tall am I? 6. Something I regret: 7. Girls I trust: 8. Boys I trust: 9. Last person I kissed: 10. Favorite color? 11. Confession: 12. Who I miss: 13. 5 Turn Ons: 14. 5 Turn Offs: 15. How far I’ve gone: 16. Last text: 17. Who’s cute that I follow: 18. What makes me laugh: 19. The craziest thing I’ve ever done: 20....
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In the world of emoticons, I am quite literally “colon, capital D”.
Because I need you, like a tick needs a tock, like bananas need pyjamas, like a...– Tim Minchin (If You Really Loved Me)
If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why....– Stephen Fry (via petrichorstars)
You always do what you want to do. This is true with every act. You may say that...– W. Clement Stone
Shouting 'ON TO THE NEXT ZONE!' whenever your...
vermilionskye: I need to get a life It was only my mum calling Who is listed as ‘Mumsy’ Ahahah oh dear. I have the same ringtone. :-D
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que-vous-le-voeu: You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy…
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taylorsuxx: 1. What is your best friends name? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right now? 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? ...
The BEST part of The Parole Officer!
So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the...– Christopher Mccandless (via light-essence)
How did this not make the cut on Extras?
Ode to Radical Rick
vermilionskye: sk8erskip: i bought a harmonica today just to annoy my parents lol i creep up on them when they are busy and shout 1 Minute left! hears some excitement music and randomly play notes on it lol I reallly must do this
This Laser Scanner Could Let You Fly With Bottles...
famthegeek: After terrorists tried to fly with liquid explosives back in 2006, air travelers have been limited to bringing only small bottles onto planes. But that inconvenience could soon be gone if Cobalt’s new laser scanners start appearing at airport security checkpoints. Read More I have seen this technology in action and it is impressive, even moreso if you understand the laser...
Joshua sent me this joke last April. I still...
the6thesp: A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
baconsexglittertits-deactivated asked: I like that you like the Big Bang Theory and you're a physicist. ten points :)
Bernie Gaskin Obituary: View Bernie Gaskin's... →
My Dad’s obituary.